Ladyboy

Bit of a problem recently with Mars's libido - or vital urge as the dictionary defines it. All was going swimmingly until we became rustic and it seems that the countryside is stirring up those urges in a most uncomfortable way. What should undoubtedly be a pleasure has become a painful experience and the vet has spoken firmly. Mars must make the ultimate sacrifice. So we did it, 3 days ago he had the chop. He's been very brave about it and wears the dreaded 'buster' collar in his usual merry way, but something has re-wired in his brain for now he no longer cocks his leg to pee, no, he crouches down and wees like a female dog - oh dear! I fear Mars is now a ladyboy.....